McAlpine: “Oh you’re okay Spivey. I’m only going after the ones who aren’t sure”
Tom Pride Lawyers for Lord McAlpine are preparing to send writs for libel to all of the 9,990,000 UK Twitter users who didn’t mistakenly name him or identify him as a paedophile. In a statement,...
View ArticleSlightly odd man anticipates record libel win
The Daily Mash A MAN who lives on his own is expecting a record libel payout after being called ‘paedo’ by local teenagers every day for the past 16 years. Council estate loner Roy Hobbs, 45, has been...
View ArticleChannel 4 and the sick show they call comedy: Comedians guzzle wine and egg...
The Daily Mail SPIVS COMMENT I have heard that three nurses hung themselves following the broadcasting of this diabolical program. How dare they take the piss out of the Royal Family… Everyone knows...
View ArticleThe Palace Commissions New Portrait Of Spivey
Piereport News Spivs Comment. I am not even going to print the following article in full. The gutter press at its worst. And to think that only last night I was thanking Tim (Piereport) for all the...
View Article“Why don’t they respect us”
OLD BOY Tales from the front line – by IDS (Irritable Duncan Syndrome) As written by Old Boy SYNOPSIS: IDS ends up hooked on crack within 48 hours of his doomed to fail social experiment. He does not...
View ArticleScience proves women like men with bigger penises
NBC News.Com, with thanks to Paul McKenna. Not in my experience, they fucking don’t The human male possesses the Italian designer faucet of penises. They’re pretty big, the biggest of any...
View ArticleA bit of a do.
Me & My Sun Pompous politicians, ageing celebrities and Katharine Jenkins, all dressed in their Sunday Best, turned out in their droves, to bid farewell to Margaret Thatcher. Meanwhile, the mugs...
View ArticleTwenty Facts about Sweaty Betty… Who doesn’t apparently… That is 21 facts now
Tesco Magazine Twenty “fun facts about the Queen”. I found no fun in them what so ever… So I jazzed them up a bit. Say thank you Chris. 20 fun facts about Queen Elizabeth II Discover things you...
View ArticleDaily Mail journalist chokes to death after accidentally reading own article
News Thump I am nearly finished my next article but I am fucked and unlikely to get it done now until tonight, even though it is a bit of a Sunday Spiv Special. Therefore have this spoof story about...
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